TOS Humor

TOS Olympics!

  • The Grocery Bag Load, Lift, and Carry
  • The 20 Pound Microsoft Manual Lift To Desk
  • The Laundry Sort, Haul, Wash, Spin, Re-Haul, Fold, and Hang
  • The One-Hour Drive to the Doctor's Office
  • The Dishwasher Load
  • The Vacuum Relays
  • Sitting in the Waiting Room For A Doctor's Appointment
  • Grandchild Lift and Snuggle
  • Sock Pull, Shoe Tie, Back Scratch Triathlon
  • Flour Sack Drag and Pour
  • Saucepan Dump
  • Precision Bed-Making
  • Bathtub Sit, Squat, Stand
  • Sleep WITHOUT So Many Monsters In Our Bodies
  • The Hair Wash/Brush/and Style Relay
  • The Bra Hook/Twist/Pull Up Strap Event
  • Jar Opening
  • Taking a Pot of Pasta From the Stove to the Sink
  • Wallpaper Hanging Competitions
  • Light Bulb Replacement Event: to take place in a 12-foot high room with a 16-bulb chandelier
  • Macarana Dance Contest
  • The "See-If-You-Can-Fill-In-Our-Medical-History-Form-Before-Your-Arm-Falls-Off" Endurance Test.
  • Precision Pillow Placement & Positioning
  • Hanging Jeans
  • The Typing Marathon: 26.2 minutes of straight typing!!
  • How About Some Payback Events?
  • The "IME Doctor Who Must Work All Day With a 30lb Weight On His Chest and Bands Around His Arms, Yet Still Is Expected To Work His Shift" Race
  • Hospital Bed Races
  • Heavy Weight Pillow Fights
  • Cleanest Windows Contest
  • Heinie To Wipe Contest

     

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